ELITISTS ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL

ELITISTS ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL!

This is America Hispanic dude and dudette. Speak English! Me no understand. Me no speaky Spanish.

If America is a Muslim nation, Mr. Obama, I want to see some of your Muslim buddies enlisting in the United States Army, fighting for America, instead of trying to blow her to shreds.

Nancy (Chihauhau) Pelosi: Did you really say?: “You don’t need God; you have the democrats now.”

Shame on you, Sen. Barney Frank, for your complicity in forcing banks to give loans to unqualified applicants. Oh, by the way, how’s that thang going on with your boyfriend at Freddie Mac. Ya’ll still gittin’ it on?

Oh, shame on you, Johnny, ye embarrassed your fellow North Carolinians, didn’t you? You smug, arrogant, little twit. How’s the hair thing going?

Brian Williams …. the way you fawn over Obama. Why don’t you just ask him if he wants to get a room?

Oh, and Charlie Gibson. I still cannot forget or forgive the condescending arrogance you displayed while interviewing Sarah Palin. You’re the kind of prissy, eye-glasses-on the-tip-of-your-nose guy who, in a John Wayne movie, would have been punched out by John Wayne before the beginning credits stopped rolling.

David Letterman. Your mama seems sweet. What the hell happened to you?

Okay. I love you guys who voted for Obama. I really do. But don’t the recent revelations about the insidious criminal activities of ACORN and Obama’s silence on the issue give you pause --- and a tinge of regret?

I believe in term limits for politicians. How does “One-Term Obama” sound?

O.K. you all-knowing, Conservative-bashing liberals. You never did shut up about Bush’s so-called “arrogance“. Well, he got nuthin’ on Barack Obama when it come’s to arrogance, conceit, and swagger.


Check me hat out, mon, and me ciggy, mon. And the dainty
way me holds me ciggy, mon.

Mr. Obama. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. You just can’t take criticism -- you spoiled brat! It’s tit for tat, with you, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint. Got to thicken that skin, Bro.

O.K. Barack. I’m willing to accept any healthcare plan you propose, if you, Michelle, the kiddies, and members of Congress are on it, too. If I gotta wait a year for cancer treatment; you gotta wait, too.

You doofuses in Congress remind me of the movie: Revenge of the Nerds.

Funny how the alchemy of time alters one’s perception. Edward Ted Kennedy, once remembered for the Chappaquiddick incident involving Kennedy and his companion Mary Jo Kopechne in 1969, is now regarded as a kindly, old, respected patriarch, and liberal icon. God bless Sen. Kennedy, but remember: Chappaquiddick was part of a story that attracted international notoriety on July 17, 1969 when the dead body of Mary Jo Kopechne was discovered inside an overturned car in a channel on the island. The car belonged to Senator Kennedy, who did not report the incident to police authorities until the following morning. Kopechne's body was recovered from the submerged vehicle, and Kennedy entered a plea of guilty to a charge of "leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury." He received a sentence of two months in jail. The sentence was suspended.

Mr. Pres-o-dent. When, if ever, will members of Congress be allowed to read new thousand-page legislation before you sign it into law? And when will you follow through on your promise to post proposed legislation on the internet for all of your loyal minions to peruse. And when will you learn to throw a baseball like a guy?

Let me be the first to express my sentiments to Osama (towel-head) Bin Laden, on the death of his son, Saad Bin Laden. Good riddance! Monkey-boy! Sayonara! Terrorist dead guy! Ariverderce! Beaver-face! Could-a told ya there’d be no virgins waitin’ for ye … you stupid son-of-a gun!

We live in a truly crazy world my friends. Read the following:

“Animals should be permitted to bring suit, with human beings as their representatives, to prevent violations of current law … Any animals that are entitled to bring suit would be represented by (human) counsel, who would owe guardian like obligations and make decisions, subject to those obligations, on their clients’ behalf….Hence some people urge that certain animals, at least, are persons, not property, and that they should have many of the legal rights that human beings have. Of course this does not mean that those animals can vote or run for office.”

The previous excerpt is from The Rights of Animals: A Very Short Primer, 2002, by Obama’s newly appointed “regulatory” Czar, Cass R. Sunstein. Sunstein is an extreme “progressive,” a socialist, and an adversary of the U.S. Constitution as actually written; an Animal Rights activist, extremist, and an idiot!. He has argued in favor of bans on animal cosmetics testing, hunting, greyhound racing, and meat-eating!

Another wing-nut, Van Jones, Obama’s Green Jobs Czar is a racist Communist? If you take him at his word he is. His official title is Special Advisor on Green Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation for the White House Council on Environmental Equality.

Jones was a founder and leader of the communist revolutionary organization Standing Together to Organize a Revolutionary Movement, or STORM. That organization had its roots in a grouping of black people organizing to protest the first Gulf War. STORM was formally founded in 1994, becoming one of the most influential and active radical groups in the San Francisco Bay area.

My friends, your No. 1 consideration for supporting or opposing Obama’s healthcare plan should be: Will you receive treatment for cancer and other life-threatening illnesses in time to save your life. Listen to what Europeans and Canadians have to say about their healthcare---healthcare like Obama is proposing---before you make a decision to support Obama’s plan.

Obama‘s health plan is not about healthcare. It’s about control.

We, the American people, need to act now, before it’s too late. We need to propose legislation to prevent the institutionalization of nut bars like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy and Robert Byrd, in Congress: we need term limits. We need to control the performance of Congressmen by controlling their purse strings. No work! No pay! We need to propose legislation that disallows special perks Congressmen enjoy, such as (1) automobiles provided (their choice of auto) for Congressmen at expense of taxpayers, and (2) obscene lifetime pensions.

Lastly, some nimrods are now proposing that warning labels now be put on hot dogs, like cigarettes. I know what goes into hot dogs! I love hot dogs! Leave my freekin’ hot dogs alone! Is nothing in the world sacred anymore?

See you in the by and by.

Written by: Allen Ball
Thursday, July 23, 2009
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